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Terrorist Politics


If ISIS is contained... -




OBAMA IS THE ENEMY OF THE UNITED STATES -




HILLARY CLINTON- TERRORISTS ARE NOT A THREAT TO THE UNITED STATES -




DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Fighting terrorists since 1492




The Insanity of Political Correctness -




"NO HARM WILL COME IN NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS..." -


TAGS: no harm negotiating with terrorists
Rating: 4.91/5

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Zeitguy - August 23, 2014, 9:13 pm
A weak president with weak foreign policy and non existent integrity. Didn't work out so well.


Obama: Dhimmi-in-Chief -




Infamous Christian Fundamentalist Terrorist uses twisted anti-Semetic line from the Bible to justify killing millions -


TAGS: hitler christian terrorists fundamentalist
Rating: 4.31/5

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Pushkin - December 1, 2016, 10:48 pm
Yes, I'm disappointed. Obama looks better as a Nazi since he IS one.
Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:16 am
Adolf lied about many other things as well.


Back To The Future -




MAKE NO MISTAKE - The Clown absolutely, positively loathes the greatest document ever crafted in the history of man(second to the Bible).




Liberal Hypocrisy -




THE SUM OF ALL FEARS -


TAGS: terrorist
Rating: 5/5

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vbattaile - September 29, 2012, 7:54 am
Nice... but it definitely wasn't the film. Even the dumbass Obummer administration has been forced to admit that


HAMAS... A KODAK MOMENT -




THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE - Tea party members are not terrorists. They are against government corruption. They are against tyranny. They are against big wasteful government and want to follow our constitution.




CHOICES - Avoid a Muslim terrorist or take them out? He did good




" WHY IS OUSSOCOM LYING ABOUT DOMESTIC DRONE ACTIVITIES? - Sen. Wyden’s office stated that “in the event of a natural disaster or other legitimate need” drones could be flown out of Portland. What's an "OTHER LEGITIMATE NEED?"




Mullah Obama -


TAGS: obama mullah terrorist isis isil islamist jordan democrats liberals progressives iraq syria middle east
Rating: 4.05/5

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calron - February 22, 2015, 6:30 pm
Never attribute to malice what can be sufficiently explained by incompetence.
MashiMashi - February 7, 2015, 1:20 pm
The rebels you arm today, are the Jihadist you have to kill tomorrow


SPONTANEOUS ATTACK -




Spying on american citizens -




" CLOSING GITMO OBAMA STYLE " - Obama admin considers turning Taliban detainees over to Afghanistan and Qatar. As 'arranged' with Muslim Brotherhood Sheik Yusuf al-Qaradawi.




PETA Insanity -




ISLAM - Incorrigibly Sociopathic Liars And Murderers




obama negotiating with terrorists...what could possibly go wrong -




DEMOCRATS - for a Stronger Al Qaeda




I CARE ABOUT BENGHAZI,,,, THIS MUCH -




WHAT'S IN A NAME? - A Vote For Obama Is Like A Vote For Osama




PAKISTAN -


TAGS: romneys foreign supporters include terrorists
Rating: 3/5

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JGalt - October 26, 2012, 2:35 am
we all know by now that O was on the golf course when Panetta called him off the golf course for the ph**o op.. President FAIL.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 1:06 am
no thanks... we dont want either. though i do think it would be funny seeing them try to contend with the australian political system...
thatmfguy - October 25, 2012, 7:57 pm
Time to come home.
thatmfguy - October 25, 2012, 7:57 pm
Sure, he's been drone bombing Pakistan into oblivion. If someone was violating my airspace and bombing people's houses (yes, innocent people are getting killed often) I'd be pissed too. All we're doing is creating more terrorists.
crankyhead - October 25, 2012, 7:30 pm
That's understandable though, isn't it?
thatmfguy - October 25, 2012, 7:15 pm
*say
thatmfguy - October 25, 2012, 7:15 pm
But I saw we give them both to one of these countries. We can put all the names in a hat and pick one at random.
thatmfguy - October 25, 2012, 7:14 pm
They don't seem to like Obama too much, either, according to your graph.


MUSLIMS - Mujahadin Using Subversive Lies In Murdering Society




Democrat Insanity -




OBAMA'S FOREIGN POLICY - 'The day I’m inaugurated the muslim world will look at the U.S. differently.' ~Candidate Obama, 21 Nov 2007 You're right. They see the U.S. as weak.




How To Deal With ISIS -




TED KACZYNSKI - Distinguished Harvard Alumni Class of 1962




BRETT KIMBERLIN - Just another Leftist Domestic Terrorist Now funded by George Soros




TAXES - When you pay them you are supporting the largest terrorist group in the world!




Home Of The Brave -




ANDERS BEHRING BREIVIK - Not all terrorists are Muslims


TAGS: not all terrorists muslims norway
Rating: 3.13/5

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blesic - December 6, 2014, 2:29 am
Yes they are.


CHRISTIAN AMERICAN TERRORIST - Yeah We Grow Them Here Too




SAUDI ARABIA - KING ABDULLAH - We shall continue to sell oil to the infidels. Then when we have enough money, we shall join you and strike back. AHMADINEJAD - Yes, agreed.




" THE OSAWATOMIE COINCIDENCE " - Osawatomie was the publication of the Weather Underground! Weather Underground terrorists…Bill Ayers, Bernardine Dohrn. Didn’t Obama used to hang out with those guys?




LOOK OUT, DEMOCRATS! THESE POTENTIAL DOMESTIC TERRORISTS MIGHT BE YOUR NEIGHBORS, FRIENDS, OR EVEN FAMILY! -




"Hamas Loves Kids" -


TAGS: hamas islamicterrorists antisemitism antiisrael isarel
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - August 6, 2014, 2:24 pm
Great quote. And completely true.
MFS - July 30, 2014, 6:55 am
Thank you :)
Zeitguy - July 28, 2014, 12:47 am
Nice one. Nelson would approve of the irony .


SUPPORT TERRORISM...VOTE DEMOCRAT! - Against ALL Enemies, Foreign And DOMESTIC. Liberals: The Enemy Within.




Safety Tip -




LIBERAL TYRANNY - Liberals: The Enemy Within




if bill ayers had a son... -




Putin' On The Ritz -




OBAMA, THE INTERPRETER OF THE MESSAGE OF PASSOVER - Passover recalls the bondage and suffering of Jews in Egypt & miracle of the Exodus but NOT for Obama.




THE DIFFERENCE? - One is an anti-capitalist who hates America and wants to destroy Israel, and the other is hiding in Afghanistan. ~ Mark Klein




I'D RATHER BE WATERBOARDING -




SUPPORT TERRORISTS - Vote Democrat




TERRORISM - A MAN'S GOTTA' DO SOMETHING FOR A LIVING IN THESE TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES




PARANOIA - BUSH - I don't wanna scare ya'. But the Secret Service tell me there might be a terrorist lurkin' somewhere in the White House.




"ASSAD AND AHMADINEJAD" - No,no Mahmoud that seat is reserved for our ally Barack Hussein Obama.




" CONFUSED CHILDREN " - UNRWA workers "adamantly opposed"to Holocaust education that will"confuse the thinking" of Palestinian children.




YOU'RE A TERRORIST - If you don't vote for me, you're a terrorist! (I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message, and the NDAA)




AL QAEDA'S #2 KILLED - Abu Yahya al Libi taken out in drone strike. Thank You President Obama for keeping America safe & for doing the job Bush couldnt get done.


TAGS: bush war terrorist obama al qaeda
Rating: 3.25/5

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SethMythrax - September 13, 2012, 9:04 pm
When one has nothing intelligent to add or say they usually resort to age 5 & start with the name calling, its ok G, I understand.......
SethMythrax - September 13, 2012, 9:03 pm
Too many use that line like its an insult. I just find it funny when they havent a clue, lol.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2012, 6:46 pm

Don't waste your time Seth, if you don't agree with everything Groucho says he calls you a liberal. Not sure if he knows what the word means.
SethMythrax - September 13, 2012, 6:28 pm
I aint a lib or a rep, sorry. Im just one who laughs at American Politics & the dirty **** they toss ay each other.....
GrouchoMarxist - September 13, 2012, 7:25 am
Like all libs you can grab the ankles
SethMythrax - September 13, 2012, 6:50 am
Gymnastics when I was younger, lol....
GrouchoMarxist - September 12, 2012, 6:56 pm
Glad to know you're flexible
SethMythrax - September 12, 2012, 9:21 am
You'd think that Terry Jones does this on purpose lookin to see how many Americans get killed over there. That idiot needs to be silenced because we all now what happens when you attack Islam or the Koran.....
GrouchoMarxist - September 12, 2012, 8:11 am
Great show in Libya and Cairo, huh?


DEAR OBAMA - This is what a terrorist looks like.




RADICAL ISLAMISTS? ...meh... -




"They don't tell you how to build a nation, they don’t talk about how they will provide jobs. They just tell people, ‘You have to behave the way we tell you to,’ and they will punish you if you don’t." -




BARACK OBAMA DEFINES AMERICAN TERRORISTS -




DEMOCRATS DON'T BLAME THE TERRORISTS - They Blame America. Support Terrorists... Vote DEMOCRAT! If Democrats worried as much about Al Qaeda as they do about the Tea Party, we'd all be safer.


TAGS: democrats terrorists
Rating: 5/5

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arnnatz - October 4, 2012, 8:32 am
and don't even think about the Times Square car bomber who would have killed a lot of people if he hadn't screwed up the bomb.
arnnatz - October 4, 2012, 8:27 am
true, if you ignore Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad, Nidal Malik Hasan, and Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab
SethMythrax - October 4, 2012, 6:20 am
but this happened on Republican time & no attacks happened in AMerikkka on Obama's time....


Indoctrination -


TAGS: terrorist arab kids violence guns
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - September 3, 2014, 12:50 pm
Thank you.
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2014, 4:25 am
Very nicely done 5Ls


"I have seen this scourge of terror across the planet...” he continued. “They don’t offer a health care plan..." -


TAGS: liberal insanity suicide bombers no healthcare makes a terrorists
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 9:56 pm
Oh, both parties failed miserably. These rogue groups didn't magically appear in 2008. Both parties have had their missteps.
foxrecon19d - May 7, 2014, 9:45 pm
Indeed, faux... sadly, the Democrat Party has failed miserably to respond to the Russians, the Chinese, the Iranians, the North Koreans, Al-Qaeda, the Muslim Brotherhood, the Taliban, the Mexican Drug Cartel,and Libyan Terrorists, who make fun of him
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 8:46 pm
Oh,yeah.Obama is a great comedian. He simply shows up and people laugh."Just remember,Barry honey. They're laughing with you,not at you."Sweet his mum would lie to him like that X-D He's certainly funnier than,ahem,'some'folks who lamely make fun of him
foxrecon19d - May 7, 2014, 8:08 pm
Actually, faux, that is an awsome idea! Whenever Obama says 'Keep your healthcare plan', or,'Most transparent adminisration in history', it should be followed by a laugh track. Faux, no sarcasm, you are a genius!
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 5:20 pm
*insert laugh track* Don't quit your day job. Leave comedy to the professionals.
EmmaRoydes - May 7, 2014, 4:59 pm
Couldn't they scare the terrorists into signing up for obamacare by threatening them with the IRS?


THE IRS AND OBAMA HEALTH CARE -




Terrorists don't use American made weapons -


TAGS: terrorists well armed while americans are being disarmed stupid liberals
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - June 27, 2014, 1:54 am
And Obama wants to give another 500 million to Syrian rebels, who are now also Iraq rebels ISIS. and the guy we hate from Syria is attacking ISIS and cleaning up our mess. So it's pretty clear now that all the war in the ME has been about destabilization.


THE NEW DOMESTIC TERRORISTS ACCORDING TO OBAMA -




Known Terror threat and we run -




MY OATH STANDS OBAMA -




" MAXED OUT " - Obama needs to visit Free Credit Report .He has a very low credit score.




WAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPP!!!!!! - This message brought to you by US Navy Seal Team 6, official sponsors of Bin Laden's corpse.




" ISRAEL'S ARMY NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD BEFORE " -


TAGS: israel womeninuniform palestinian terrorists payback
Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - November 13, 2012, 4:35 pm
She ain't posing next to that Merkava like some h** chick posing next to a sports car. That female Israeli soldier probably COMMANDS the tank


learning from history -


TAGS: patriot act ndaa 2013 nsa declarations of war based on falsified evidence of wmds funding syrian terrorists and turning a rebellion into a full blown terrorist state
Rating: 5/5

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terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:47 pm
and that leaves people with two options: drive a grassroots campaign to create another party (good luck), OR move to another country where the voting system isnt completely rigged.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:46 pm
because of the way the US voting system works, the big two can completely ignore what the people want, with no danger of another party deciding to represent the wishes of the people.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:45 pm
which means that even if 99% of US voters want the government to do something (or not do something), it doesnt matter at all, becauase NONE of them are going to throw away their pick of the big two over a single issue.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
in australia, the major parties adopt the popular policies of small parties, because if they dont, those small parties could become a threat. in the US, small parties cannot pose a threat
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
thats kinda like telling ISIS that "killing is bad, m'kay?". they arent going to listen, EVER. the parties dont represent their voters, they have a set ideological position and they dont have to follow what the voters want because of the way voting works.
Zeitguy - October 3, 2014, 11:35 pm
So you're telling me I have a chance. I hear ya !
Curlyrocks - October 2, 2014, 8:41 pm
You can vote for the Libertarians or if you're a liberal you can vote for Ralph Nader, or you can draw a ***k on your ballot for all the good that'll do. But in all honesty any vote not for a major party tells the major party's to shape up.
Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 1:21 am
Can I have another choice? Oh yeah I forgot that democracy in modern day America means that you have the choice of being slowly deprived of freedom by the left or right.


Breaking News! -




My Brothers Keeper -




Criminal! -




Terrorists in Congress -




BACON - WEAPON OF CRASS OBSTRUCTION




The Taliban They Left Behind -




LOW INFORMATION VOTERS BELIEVE - that Osama Bin Laden is dead, and GM is alive (Americans should be better informed)




No Pain, No Gain -




" AMERICAN STRIKE IN YEMEN KILLS 'INSPIRE MAGAZINE' EDITOR " - Samir Khan “Inspire Magazine” meets his 72 Virgin(ians).




For A Price -


TAGS: isis isil islamic terrorists terrorism
Rating: 4.86/5

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Greybeard - September 3, 2014, 11:01 pm
Queensryche. Great song. :)
EmmaRoydes - September 3, 2014, 7:55 pm
As they say at The People's Cube, Obama will never allow ISIS to raise their flag over the eighteenth hole
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2014, 12:53 pm
Revolution Calling!! 5Ls!


BARACK OBAMA SAYS- 50% OF AMERICANS ARE TERRORISTS -




Sad Truth -




BARACK OBAMA- TERRORISTS ARE FABULOUS -




LIBERALS - Just who are the terrorists again?




job opening (s) -


TAGS: terrorists kill people but only a politician can take away your freedom
Rating: 4.67/5

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terroraustralis - September 15, 2014, 11:09 pm
i dont see the words "shrimp on the barbie" anywhere.
EmmaRoydes - September 15, 2014, 7:34 pm
The words come together like an Australian tourism commercial. You just tried to disguise it by adding the picture.
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 9:02 am
...So folks who are not American spend time tuned in to American politics and culture. Unfortunately, non-Americans seem more learned and informed about what is going on in the White House than most Americans,to the benefit of leftist American politicians
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 8:59 am
It never ceases to amaze me how much American culture and economy affects the entire world. I mean, you can be in the middle of a f***ing war zone where no body speaks English and get a God d***ed bucket of KFC chicken in between fire fights...
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 4:54 am
i mean, sure, thats totally why there's a picture of the US capitol building... tell me more about "forcible ra**" and how abortions are terrible, and i'll consider forwarding your application.
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 4:51 am
very comeback, much insult, wow.
EmmaRoydes - September 14, 2014, 2:51 am
Wasn't that an advertisement put out by the Australian Tourism Bureau?


USAMA BIN LADEN - Finally, the world is rid of this evil POS.




" TSA: TOY STEALERS OF AMERICA ” - TSA takes a plastic hammer away from a physician’s special needs child.




TAKING AMERICA BACK -




OBAMA'S FELONS - Bill Ayers




OBAMA PLAN AFTER ELECTION SCREW NATIONAL SECURITY -




OBAMA HAS AN ENEMIES LIST -




TERRORISTS -




PYRAMID OUT, PLATE IN - Unemployment solved when the fatal E-coli strain makes it to our plates... its only a matter of time




FREE IRAN - Jimmy Carter, the Democrat, lost Iran to the terrorist Khomeini. Fire The Democrats. Take Back America.




"EASTER 2011 PALESTINIAN STYLE " - PA 'Übermenschen' Celebrate Murder by Desecrating Joseph’s Tomb.




YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe




NEGOTIATES WITH TERRORISTS - But not Republicans!




Enjoy Your Stay -




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